Bill Danger's Rock Attack Almanac

This is a running account of the gigs, antics, mishaps and general folderol of the
Danger Brothers on tour (and off kilter).

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Name: Bill Bendler of the Danger Brothers
Location: Columbus, OH

Monday, June 19, 2006

An Oldie But A Goodie

I pulled this one from the vault! Fresh new posts coming soon...

Hi Folks! Back from the world of the too busy to be responsible for my own newsletter. Oh, well, here it is late but here nonetheless!

The Danger boys have been criss-crossing the state and the world satisfying the appetites of the beer-loving, rock-loving, party-loving hordes…AND LOVING IT!!

We are excited about all the new additions to our songlist, and if you haven’t heard us for a while, you will notice the changes. We are also working on having a new live CD from Hineygate out very, very soon!!! Watch for it here on our website.

“Bill’s BikiniWax” is enjoying the best year ever, thanks to our crack genital manager, Mike Thompson. He has instated a box lunch addition to the business, featuring our famous shaved turkey sandwich. Drop by and visit us on ladies night (another Thompson epiphany) at our new location: 6969 Lovemound Lane.  Just turn right at the”Y”, take the Beougher Cut-off, go past the Luckey Haskins BBQ and wax museum (they had to separate the two operations due to an unfortunate meltdown),  and just past the Turner Museum of Fine Farts, you’ll be there! Whew! By the way, The Turner museum is featuring it’s new “Delphos” line of  odors.

Be on the lookout for the new live CD, and check out the new black Danger Brothers t-shirts…they’re awesome!! Make a concerted effort to check out the Hineygate party in Columbus, before and after each OSU home game. It truly is the biggest and best tailgate party anywhere, and if you don’t have game tickets, don’t worry. The game is on the BIG screen.

That’s it for now. If you’re lonely, just dial the emergency phone-sex number…*6911 hoohoohooheeheehahaha!…Bye!